1 00:00:11,042 --> 00:00:16,000 - and [Rock, Indistinct] - [Chattering] 2 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,083 [Man] Happy New Year! 3 00:00:47,125 --> 00:00:50,792 [Chanting] Sigma Phi Omega, hey! Sigma Phi Omega, hey! 4 00:00:50,792 --> 00:00:53,583 Sigma Phi Omega, hey! Sigma Phi Omega, hey! 5 00:00:53,583 --> 00:00:56,000 Sigma Phi Omega, hey! 6 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,667 [Cheering] 7 00:01:12,750 --> 00:01:14,958 Hey, there she is now. 8 00:01:15,125 --> 00:01:17,833 Will you tell me what she sees in you, please? 9 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:22,208 Can you figure this one out, Ed? 10 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:24,167 I mean, now, this guy's got some luck. 11 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:26,958 [Mock German Accent] Women are strange, Doctor. 12 00:01:26,958 --> 00:01:29,583 - Very strange. - Right, Ed. 13 00:01:29,583 --> 00:01:32,375 Sensitive. He's probably very sensitive. 14 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:33,958 Chicks go for the sensitive fellows, you know. 15 00:01:33,958 --> 00:01:35,833 Yeah, well, I wouldn't mind going in your place. 16 00:01:35,958 --> 00:01:38,625 [Doc] Yeah, you would, wouldn't you, you devil? 17 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:42,583 - You want him to fill in for you? Huh? - Offensive. 18 00:01:42,583 --> 00:01:46,042 - This is true love, old man. - Touché, Jackson. 19 00:01:46,042 --> 00:01:50,792 Look, Alana's nice. Confused, but nice. 20 00:01:50,958 --> 00:01:53,583 Hey, there she goes. 21 00:01:58,167 --> 00:02:02,000 Now, what do you say, huh? Huh? 22 00:02:02,167 --> 00:02:05,167 - You trust me? Okay. - We're gonna take good care of you. 23 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:07,167 - Come on. - Let's go. 24 00:02:07,167 --> 00:02:09,583 Don't worry. 25 00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:12,833 What are you laughing at? Come on! 26 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,417 - and [Continues] - You're gonna love it. 27 00:02:14,417 --> 00:02:16,500 Give me that. You're gonna need both your hands free. 28 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:20,375 You're gonna be wearing that beanie all year if you don't get laid tonight. 29 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:23,125 Laid, sir? Me, sir? 30 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:32,792 Okay. Bare tit. See what you can do. 31 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:37,500 Sorry. After you get laid. 32 00:02:41,417 --> 00:02:44,417 Still wearing your beanie I see, huh? 33 00:02:44,417 --> 00:02:49,000 - Well, happy New Year anyway, buddy. - Hey, same to you, Doc. 34 00:02:50,375 --> 00:02:52,375 - [Groaning] - [Chuckles] 35 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:55,583 - Is that real? - Is the pope Catholic? 36 00:02:55,583 --> 00:02:57,958 I don't know what you're gonna do when we get to med school. 37 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:01,917 [Alana] I'm losing my nerve. I don't even know this guy. 38 00:03:04,792 --> 00:03:06,792 - Mitchy! - You look adorable. 39 00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:09,042 - I feel like an idiot. - You can't chicken out now. 40 00:03:09,042 --> 00:03:10,042 Why am I doing this? 41 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:12,750 Because you're the best bait we got round here, honey. 42 00:03:12,917 --> 00:03:15,375 - Come on. It'll be fun. - Fun? 43 00:03:22,167 --> 00:03:25,042 Oh, my God. Look at this place! 44 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:26,458 I know. 45 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:30,583 - Who is that? - I don't know. 46 00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:33,333 Some friend of Doc's. Anyway, you know what to do. 47 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,750 - Okay? - Yeah, but I don't like it. 48 00:03:35,917 --> 00:03:39,542 - Go get her, tiger. - Come on, Kenny. Go for it! 49 00:03:39,708 --> 00:03:41,542 - Go on! - [Alana Whispering] Mitchy. 50 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:43,583 Don't be afraid, Kenny. 51 00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:45,583 - Hey, what are you doing? - Mitchy! 52 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:49,375 - Now, look, you really want her, right? - Mm-hmm. 53 00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:51,958 Okay. Go ahead. 54 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:55,917 We'll be down here if you need us. All right? 55 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,542 - Alana? - Hello, Kenny. 56 00:04:44,708 --> 00:04:48,833 [Hinge Creaking] 57 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,917 [Door Closes] 58 00:05:05,375 --> 00:05:09,875 Don't be shy. This is my first time too. 59 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,375 Kiss me, Kenny. 60 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:30,083 Kiss me. 61 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,542 Kiss me. 62 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,125 [Groaning] 63 00:05:44,292 --> 00:05:46,958 [Screaming] 64 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:51,125 [Laughing] 65 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:02,125 [Screaming, Slowed Down] 66 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,958 [Train Whistle Blowing] 67 00:07:41,583 --> 00:07:44,792 [Cheering, Shouting] 68 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,792 Yes, it's the opportunity of a lifetime, my boy! 69 00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:58,708 [Hooting, Chattering] 70 00:08:05,958 --> 00:08:07,958 - One more. One more. Hold it. - Now! 71 00:08:08,125 --> 00:08:09,417 - Ready? - Yost I 72 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:13,000 - There you go. - [Train Whistle Blowing] 73 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,958 A train! [Squealing] 74 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:17,292 Well, you wouldn't let me buy you a 75 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:19,167 graduation present, so I got you this instead. 76 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:21,167 - I love you. - Here it comes! 77 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,333 - [Cheering, Shouting] - [Train Whistle Blowing] 78 00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:33,167 Has anybody seen my girlfriend? She's the one with the big caboose! 79 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:35,125 Ed. Hey, Pet. 80 00:08:35,292 --> 00:08:37,792 - You gonna let him get away with this? - No way! 81 00:08:37,792 --> 00:08:40,250 [Cheering, Shouting] 82 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:46,583 Hey! Now, this is what I call a party! 83 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:48,958 - Yay! - Brewskis! 84 00:08:48,958 --> 00:08:51,583 - All right, I'd like to propose a toast. - Ridiculous! 85 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:55,375 - That's not toast, my good man. - Shut up! 86 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,625 It's a real honor hosting with you guys. 87 00:08:57,792 --> 00:08:59,375 - I mean that. - Hey, same here. 88 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:03,750 My last big college party. But it's gonna be the best! 89 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:05,750 [Cheering, Shouting] 90 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:09,000 Hey! To four really great years. 91 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,958 - Oh, yeah! - Really. 92 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:12,833 [Alana] Yay, Jackson! 93 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:21,000 [Man] Let's get the goodies. Come on. I'll see you later on the train. 94 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,375 - All right, Doc. - Come on. Get this show on the road. 95 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:25,625 - Oh, thanks. - Are you guys medical students? 96 00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:28,125 Well, premed. Here's your date, Ed. 97 00:09:28,292 --> 00:09:31,583 Listen, thank you very much. Would you like a joint? 98 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:33,167 Yeah, I wouldn't mind one. 99 00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:36,792 - Go ahead, help yourself. - Oh, my God. 100 00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:38,833 Thank you, boys. You're really a lot of fun. 101 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:39,833 Hey, Doc, gimme. 102 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:42,125 - Lot of fun. - Come on. Let's get this thing into gear. 103 00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:44,375 - All right! - Let's go! 104 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,250 - [Chattering] - Let's go! Whoo-hoo! 105 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:50,375 Get on the train! 106 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:55,167 Hey, Donnelly. Take a look at this. 107 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:58,958 - [Chuckling] - My goodness gracious! 108 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:03,417 Happy New Year! [Laughs] 109 00:10:03,417 --> 00:10:05,583 Goodies for everybody! 110 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:07,542 Come and get 'em, people! 111 00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:12,125 - Mr. Conductor! - Yeah? 112 00:10:12,292 --> 00:10:15,042 Did you say "all aboard"? That's ridiculous! 113 00:10:15,042 --> 00:10:18,542 They can't be bored. I haven't even started. 114 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:23,125 Hey, Fred, forget it. 115 00:10:23,292 --> 00:10:26,917 She's not your type. Think of the children! 116 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:30,542 Come on, baby. Open your eyes. 117 00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:33,917 Come on. Look at me. Just my luck. She's a lesbian. 118 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:35,583 [All Groaning] 119 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:40,000 Wait a sec. I've got an idea. Let's play charades, and my word will be "orgy." 120 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,792 [All Groaning] 121 00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:44,917 Wait, wait, wait! I think she sprung a leak. 122 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:47,917 Either that, or she's hissing me. 123 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:52,167 Excuse me. Excuse me. 124 00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:01,125 Here, let me give you a hand with that. 125 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,542 Thanks a lot. 126 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:09,542 - You the slicker of this outfit? - I try to be. 127 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,917 - Extraordinaire! - Hey, fella! 128 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:19,917 Did you make my date disappear? 129 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:25,583 - Come on. Let's check this train out. - No, I've gotta find Pet... 130 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,792 before I forget what she looks like. 131 00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:29,958 ♪ [Soft Rock] 132 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:31,583 [Woman] You may have some weather... 133 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:34,792 but the fella who came through at 6:00 said the track was clear. 134 00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:38,167 Try and see they don't tear it apart. 135 00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:42,583 With a party like that, I'm always afraid some kid's going to hurt himself. 136 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:46,375 Maggie, I wish to hell they'd put a radio on that train. 137 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:49,125 What if one of those kids got drunk and fell off? 138 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:53,000 I've been talkin' on that for two years. 139 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 ♪ [Orchestra: Waltz] 140 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,333 Belknap always puts the kibosh on it. 141 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,792 - He says, "We ain't Amtrak. - J; [Volume Increases] 142 00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:03,167 We're just a little old excursion train." 143 00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:05,583 He oughta be here tonight. 144 00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,875 Be like ridin' herd on a flea circus. 145 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:13,375 ♪ [Waltz Continues] 146 00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:16,000 [Train Whistle Blowing] 147 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,583 [Chuckles] 148 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:22,583 Are you sure you won't go with us, Maggie? 149 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,833 With a bunch like that? Not on your life. 150 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:29,375 All right. I'll see you tomorrow. 151 00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:32,167 - So long. - So long. 152 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,000 [Cheering] 153 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,792 You folks ready for the time of your life? 154 00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:41,083 You won't be disappointed, I promise. 155 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,375 All aboard! 156 00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:59,958 - Hey, look at Ed! - [All Laughing] 157 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:01,500 Fantastic! 158 00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:05,958 Fabulous blood! Hey, did you see Ed? Pretty good, eh? 159 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,625 Way to go, Eduardo! 160 00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:52,833 [Train Whistle Blowing] 161 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,917 [Whistle Blowing] 162 00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:42,583 [Man] I don't know. I think the bar car's up this way. 163 00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,583 Anybody home? 164 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,167 - Hi. - Is this the sink? 165 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:48,000 - Yeah. - Looks like a bedpan. 166 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,042 - I think it is. - Congratulations, by the way. 167 00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:53,792 - Thank you. - And lots of luck, for sure. 168 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:56,167 - Hiya, Mitchy. - Hi. How's it goin'? 169 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,750 My roommate's graduating early too. 170 00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,500 Maybe then Mitchy and I can room together. 171 00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,833 You're gonna stick me with that? 172 00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,958 - What's wrong? Bunnies are cute. - Oh, thanks. 173 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,083 Hey, come on. You know I have to work before 174 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:16,167 school starts. It's gonna be real expensive. 175 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,167 Shit. You'll get a scholarship. You always do. 176 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,958 - Well, I don't have one yet. - Marry Mo and you won't need one. 177 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:23,833 Have you been talkin' to him again? 178 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,583 - Come on. I am gonna miss you. - Yeah? 179 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:32,542 - Yeah. - Aw, shoot. You're my only girlfriend. 180 00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,792 - You know that? - You're my best friend. You know that? 181 00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:38,792 I am gonna miss you like crazy. 182 00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:41,375 Oh! Oh, no. 183 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,000 I'm just an easy cry, that's all. 184 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,167 I can't let Doc see me like this. 185 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,667 Where's the girls' room on this boat anyway? 186 00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:48,167 Hey, you. 187 00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,750 - Hmm? - We're always gonna be friends. 188 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,375 Yeah? 189 00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:54,125 - Yeah. - Yeah. 190 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,792 ♪ [Rock] 191 00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:15,333 - Hi, Pres. - Hey, Pet, how you doin"? 192 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,583 - Have you guys seen Eddie around? - Ed? 193 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:20,833 - Check the car back there. It's open. - Okay. 194 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,167 - She still runnin' hot on you? - Nope. 195 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:28,583 Cooled down the grade. 196 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,958 She's really beautiful, that old engine. 197 00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:33,375 They don't make 'em like that anymore. 198 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:36,417 Thank God for little favors. 199 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:39,292 You're gonna see a train on the cover of Time magazine one of these days... 200 00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:41,375 and I'm gonna be in that cab in the picture. 201 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,792 And I'll be up in the Concorde, and you'll be on welfare. 202 00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:48,167 You're diggin' your own grave with that shovel career-wise. 203 00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:50,750 What's the price of gas right now? 204 00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:53,583 Pretty soon, the only way you'll get that beer can someplace... 205 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,125 is you load it on a flatcar. 206 00:16:55,292 --> 00:16:57,167 Guess who'll be driving the train? 207 00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:02,917 You can cook, you can take a shower, you can watch TV... 208 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,875 and, by God, you can hang a left if you feel like it. 209 00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:09,917 That poor, deluded boy. 210 00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:12,125 ♪ [Rock] 211 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:15,792 ♪ You can spot him in the crowd He's always talkin' loud ♪ 212 00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:19,000 ♪ And you never know what he's sayin' ♪ 213 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,958 ♪ He's the one with the power The man of the hour ♪ 214 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,333 ♪ And everyone's callin' his name 215 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:27,958 It's a rotten crowd. Listen to 'em. 216 00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:30,958 Well, it beats a six-year-old's birthday party. 217 00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:34,208 I have to have it quiet when I do my illusions. 218 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,167 You know, it pays better too. 219 00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:39,958 Hey, I thought you said you'd played frat parties before. 220 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,583 - They're not gonna watch. - Oh, they'll watch. 221 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,792 Go out and do some close-up magic. 222 00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:47,875 - Warm 'em up. - I'm not ready. 223 00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:53,625 Okay, here we go! Stimulation for the nation. Yahoo! 224 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:56,333 Hey, host lounge for seniors only! 225 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,167 - Get out! - What do you think this is? 226 00:17:58,167 --> 00:18:00,083 Come on. Seniors only. 227 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:02,792 We are gonna be remembered forever for this one. 228 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:04,958 - Happy Hog Night, children. - Hog Night? 229 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:08,625 Hog Night! That's right. That's what they used to call it. 230 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:12,000 Big bonfire, and all the pledges had to get laid. 231 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,792 It's true. They had to abolish it. 232 00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:15,375 Something happened one year, and they had 233 00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:17,042 to kick a whole bunch of guys out of school. 234 00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:18,333 Well, almost kicked out. 235 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,375 Christ, did we do that? 236 00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:23,792 - You're the guys? - Oh, no, it wasn't us. 237 00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:25,792 It must've been somebody else. 238 00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:29,792 Look, it was supposed to be a simple joke, and it sort of got out of control one year. 239 00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:32,292 - Just forget about it. - You wanna know what really happened? 240 00:18:32,292 --> 00:18:34,125 - Yeah! - Doc, will you please drop it? 241 00:18:34,292 --> 00:18:36,833 We were freshmen. It's Christmas vacation. 242 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:39,750 I got a job at the medical center, practically a janitor. 243 00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:42,000 So I go into this lab one night. 244 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:46,750 It's unlocked, and there's this lady there— Poor soul— who'd just fallen apart. 245 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,750 [Mo] Yeah, literally. 246 00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:52,583 Now, I promised these dorks I was gonna come up with something truly special. 247 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:56,833 Yeah, really special. Put a kid in the hospital. 248 00:18:57,917 --> 00:18:59,917 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I ruin your punch line? 249 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:04,042 You tell them. You were there, remember? 250 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,583 Hey, Alana. 251 00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:16,375 Sucks to you. 252 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:20,000 Hey, come on. It's New Year's! Let's be happy! 253 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,042 - Why don't you let these poor children go? - Okay, children, run along. 254 00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:25,125 Another time. Leave the women here. Thank you very much. 255 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,208 - Thanks for the booze, sir. - Yeah, thanks. 256 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,250 [Alana] Booze? 257 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:33,583 Well, that was actually nice of you. 258 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,000 - Now, what are we gonna drink? - What are we gonna drink? 259 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 - and What are we gonna drink ♪ - and What are we gonna drink ♪ 260 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 - and What are we gonna drink ♪ - Champagne! 261 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,875 [Laughing, Chattering] 262 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,333 Absolutely there's a future in it. 263 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,333 People gotta come back to rail. 264 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,125 I'll bet you read a lot of science fiction. 265 00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:59,792 Hey, Shovels, you know what we call him? 266 00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:01,333 - Winnebago. - [Laughs] 267 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,208 How is the R.V. business these days? 268 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:06,167 How the hell do you think it is? 269 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:09,958 I wouldn't be here if I wasn't up to my hind end in inventory. 270 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,167 But I'll move 'em sooner or later. 271 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:15,375 Should've got out 10 years ago, not five. 272 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:17,167 Now, think on this. 273 00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:21,000 When's the last time somebody built a shopping mall... 274 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 next to a train station? 275 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,792 Think about that. 276 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,542 ♪ [Humming] 277 00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:40,792 [Gasps] Jesus! 278 00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:43,333 Oh. It's you. 279 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,625 You about scared the pants right off me. 280 00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:47,958 You are bad, Eduardo. 281 00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:51,000 What's this? Oh, that thing. 282 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,792 Not only is that gross, but I know who gave it to you. 283 00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:57,875 Mm-hmm. Somebody else is looking for you. 284 00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:03,792 Mm-hmm. 285 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,625 [Chuckles] You wanna know who she is? 286 00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:08,000 Uh-huh. 287 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,500 Well... 288 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:12,917 a cute little thing. 289 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:16,000 Now, tell me, what's her name? Pet. That's it. 290 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,958 Are you stoned? 291 00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:19,958 - Surprise! - [Woman Squeals] 292 00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:21,958 [Man] Get lost! 293 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:24,750 [Gasps] Ow! That hurts! 294 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:28,042 How you doin', Eduardo? 295 00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:29,958 [Sighs] Jesus. 296 00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:33,000 Hey, Ed, that number at the station... 297 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 [Laughing] 298 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,375 With the sword? 299 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:39,000 Better than Doc could have done. 300 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,458 Super fantastic, man. [Laughing] 301 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,667 Hey, Ed, want a drink? 302 00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:03,000 Shh! 303 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,375 I've got the good stuff, Ed. 304 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,792 Hey, where do they keep the glasses? 305 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:17,375 Ah, here they are. Now we're talkin'. Whoops! 306 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:21,125 Easy, Jackson. Here we go, Eduardo. How's this? 307 00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:25,333 Hey, hey, hey! Take it easy, man. What are you doin'? 308 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:29,792 Oh, my God! No! No, no! 309 00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:31,958 [Whistle Blowing] 310 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,958 - Very classy. - [Doc] You like this, huh? 311 00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:46,583 You know, I've always wanted my own toy train, but this is ridiculous. 312 00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:48,417 You know, you're very imaginative, buster. 313 00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:49,417 I have my moments. 314 00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:53,167 I know. Hey, Mitch, I may have to marry him after all. 315 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:56,125 - Marry me. - [Chuckles] 316 00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:01,375 - It was my idea. - [Mitchy] Aw, Doc. 317 00:23:01,375 --> 00:23:04,583 I cannot tell a lie. I'm sorry, buddy. 318 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,125 - It got stuck in my throat. - I thought you said it was your idea. 319 00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:09,375 [Doc] Look, I know I suggested letting her think otherwise. 320 00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:12,375 - That's real generous of you. - Thank you. 321 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,458 So you're the one who's paying for all this. 322 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,167 Oh, no. 323 00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:19,583 Mo's the one with the bread. I've got all the ideas. 324 00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:23,625 For instance, guess what I put in the stuff I gave those dorks? 325 00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:26,000 You asshole! 326 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,583 You can't have a good time without hurting somebody, can you? 327 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:30,917 Is that why you told me it was your idea? 328 00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:34,750 'Cause I said I'd never go to another one of his fucking parties? 329 00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:37,167 Alana, you're always walking out on my parties. 330 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:40,875 But this time, you can't. 331 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,875 [Squawks] I'll get you for this one, Doc. 332 00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:51,500 I mean it this time. 333 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,917 Now, look. This was a good idea, right? 334 00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:08,333 - Right? - Yeah. 335 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:11,333 - So what the hell does it matter who? - It matters a lot! 336 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,917 I'm sorry. 337 00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:18,333 I know. 338 00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:25,375 I just can't wait for the other surprises he's got planned. 339 00:24:25,542 --> 00:24:27,542 Whoopee cushions, exploding cigars. 340 00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:30,750 [Sniffing] Oh, Jesus. 341 00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:36,042 - What? - Somebody broke a bottle in there already. 342 00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:38,375 I told you it was gonna be another one of these stupid parties. 343 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:41,333 Aw, come on! Give it a chance, will ya? 344 00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:09,583 Hey, Carne, what about those smart alecks in the back? 345 00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:11,792 Shouldn't we take a look-see? 346 00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:16,000 Nah. I'd be a wet blanket if I walked through there now. 347 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 They can cool down by themselves. 348 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,792 - [Chattering] - Good evening. 349 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,625 Admit it. You're impressed. 350 00:25:28,625 --> 00:25:30,625 - Okay, I'm impressed. - [Chuckles, Kisses] 351 00:25:30,625 --> 00:25:32,958 - Mo- - Good evening, ladies. Welcome aboard. 352 00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:35,167 - Hello. - How are you? So where are the guys? 353 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:37,208 - Weren't they with you? - No, I didn't see 'em. 354 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:38,625 Jackson was there for a while, but he must've— 355 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:39,333 [Scattered Applause] 356 00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:42,958 - Look, he's doing magic. - A magician. What a great idea. Come on. 357 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,958 - [Alana] I wanna get some peanuts. - Thank you. 358 00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:47,042 - There's a ton of peanuts. - They're not hot. 359 00:25:47,042 --> 00:25:50,042 - "They're not hot." - Excuse me? 360 00:25:50,042 --> 00:25:53,000 Uh, could I borrow that coin you have there? 361 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,375 Yeah. 362 00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:57,125 Watch this. 363 00:25:57,292 --> 00:26:00,583 If I take your cigarette and hold it up to your quarter... 364 00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:04,333 it'll seem to be sticking to it... 365 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,542 just like that. 366 00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:08,792 - And if we keep turning it, it'll look like... 367 00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:09,583 - [People Gasping] 368 00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:13,208 the cigarette's penetrating the quarter, just like that. 369 00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:17,083 Could you, um, take this lighter here and, uh, light it up? 370 00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:20,125 - It'll give you cancer. - It's for effect. It's okay. 371 00:26:20,292 --> 00:26:23,833 Okay. 372 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:25,958 [Mock German Accent] You may have relatives in ze old country. 373 00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:27,958 [Normal Voice] This is the best part of all. 374 00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:30,167 If we take the cigarette and start to remove it... 375 00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:36,333 the quarter will seem to, um, seal itself up. 376 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,750 - Whoo! - That's great! 377 00:26:38,917 --> 00:26:41,167 That's great. That's fantastic. 378 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,792 Thank you. Have you ever seen a quarter... 379 00:26:43,792 --> 00:26:46,375 that, um, allows a cigarette to go through it? 380 00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:49,583 - No. - Well, there's no such thing. 381 00:26:52,958 --> 00:26:57,208 - Now what about my peanuts? - I've got that taken care of. 382 00:26:57,208 --> 00:26:59,292 Come over here. 383 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:14,375 - [People Gasping] - [Man] Smart aleck! 384 00:27:20,583 --> 00:27:24,083 [Carne] Uh, pick a card. Any card. It don't matter. 385 00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:28,917 Come on now. I-I gotta go. Show's about to start. 386 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:33,083 - Uh-huh. You gonna be part of it, Carne? - Ain't you gonna pick one? 387 00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:38,583 Free Will Baptist. We never touch 'em. 388 00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:42,000 [Chuckles] I use 'em all the time in my work. 389 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,333 Helps break the ice for my customers. 390 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,792 This always happens to me. Always. 391 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:56,000 Aw, come on, Pet. You're always looking for that kind of guy, right? 392 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,792 I mean, what you have to say is, "Fuck 'em." 393 00:27:58,792 --> 00:28:03,000 Listen, if Jackson shows up, tell him I went home. 394 00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:09,667 Me too. Ed was on the platform. I bet the shit missed the train. 395 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,125 Hey, remember me? 396 00:28:19,917 --> 00:28:22,958 [Sighs] Alana, come on. 397 00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:25,958 I said I was sorry, and I meant it. 398 00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:29,333 - It was stupid to let you think it was my— - It's not that. 399 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:34,208 [Chuckles] Well, would you mind telling me why you're so upset? 400 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:37,958 You let him set you up again. Mo, you're worth 10 of him. 401 00:28:37,958 --> 00:28:40,583 Just because you belong to the same stupid fraternity... 402 00:28:40,583 --> 00:28:43,833 Hey, hey, I happen to like this fraternity, okay? 403 00:28:43,833 --> 00:28:45,958 You don't get it. You have no idea what I'm trying to tell you. 404 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:48,417 Oh, yes, I do. 405 00:28:48,417 --> 00:28:51,208 I understand, Alana. 406 00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:53,125 You have just never forgiven him for 407 00:28:53,167 --> 00:28:56,000 setting you up with Kenny in the frat house. 408 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,333 You've always gotta be Little Miss Perfect. Just because he gets you in trouble... 409 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:02,000 I'm not gonna listen to you cover for him all night, all right? 410 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,958 Alana, please! 411 00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:05,958 I know Doc can be a jerk sometimes. 412 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,917 I'm not stupid. 413 00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:11,000 - Doc's my friend. - You don't need an enemy then. 414 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Very funny. Did you think of that one all by yourself? 415 00:29:18,083 --> 00:29:20,583 Excuse me. 416 00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:26,417 - [Doc Groans] - You pulled what? 417 00:29:26,417 --> 00:29:29,375 I didn't know there was a muscle there. 418 00:29:29,542 --> 00:29:31,792 - Oh, excuse me, sir. - Okay. 419 00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:36,583 - Uh, just a minute there. - Yeah? 420 00:29:36,750 --> 00:29:38,917 - Got a little trick I'd like to show you. - Oh, great. 421 00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:41,792 - Okay. - Now, think on a card. 422 00:29:41,792 --> 00:29:44,333 - Oh, now, don't tell me. - You got it? 423 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:48,042 You got to concentrate on the deck... 424 00:29:48,042 --> 00:29:53,042 because it's the power of the thought that makes it rise to the top. 425 00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:55,792 Let me show you how to do that. 426 00:29:55,958 --> 00:29:58,042 Five. 427 00:29:59,292 --> 00:30:00,750 Four. 428 00:30:03,167 --> 00:30:06,375 Three. There it is. [Chuckling] 429 00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:08,250 Now, what— what was your card? 430 00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:12,125 Jack of hearts. 431 00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:15,583 Not only has it risen to the top of the deck... 432 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:19,000 but now, it has become the jack of spades. 433 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,333 Nice one, sir. 434 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:26,292 Just a gag. But kinda clever, wasn't it? 435 00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:30,958 I'm gonna wet my pants if I don't stop laughing. 436 00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:33,958 - Emergency! - Emergency room, right here. 437 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:35,792 - Locked. - Oh! 438 00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:37,958 There's another one down at the end of the car here. 439 00:30:37,958 --> 00:30:40,833 - Thanks. We'll just sit this one out. - I can't wait. 440 00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:43,375 Now, you tell the good doctor just what's troubling you. 441 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,500 Come here. 442 00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:52,833 ♪ [Disco] 443 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,125 [Cheering] 444 00:31:45,958 --> 00:31:47,917 ♪ [Ends] 445 00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:54,875 ♪ [Jazz] 446 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:00,833 My, that was pretty. 447 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,917 - Very well done. - [Alana] You know how he does it? 448 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,542 - Yeah. - How? 449 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,125 We're sworn to secrecy. 450 00:33:06,958 --> 00:33:09,000 [Doc] Hey! 451 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,042 - Where is everybody? - Watching the magician. 452 00:33:12,042 --> 00:33:14,333 - Where the hell are Jackson and Ed? - I don't know. 453 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:17,792 Hey, wait a minute. We didn't hire a magician. 454 00:33:17,792 --> 00:33:20,375 Well, maybe somebody else had a good idea for a change, hmm? 455 00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:22,375 I wanna see what he does. 456 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,125 [Kisses] Isn't she adorable? 457 00:33:24,292 --> 00:33:26,125 [Laughs] 458 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:31,958 Is she still mad? 459 00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:35,750 Yeah, she's still mad. 460 00:33:36,792 --> 00:33:39,125 She'll get over it. 461 00:33:39,292 --> 00:33:42,042 You know, Doc... 462 00:33:42,042 --> 00:33:43,917 I'm not so sure this time. 463 00:33:45,917 --> 00:33:49,000 Well, if she dumps you, you've always got me, you know. 464 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 [Chuckles] 465 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,125 I mean it. 466 00:33:54,917 --> 00:33:56,958 ♪ [Continues] 467 00:34:14,917 --> 00:34:17,083 [Applause] 468 00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:47,708 Whoo! 469 00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:50,500 ♪ [Ends] 470 00:34:55,542 --> 00:34:57,292 [Pet] Let's get out of here. 471 00:34:58,583 --> 00:35:00,583 Excuse me. 472 00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:02,792 Watch your toes, Mitchy. 473 00:35:02,792 --> 00:35:04,750 Uh, what's with the snit sisters? 474 00:35:05,917 --> 00:35:08,625 Wait a minute. Excuse me. 475 00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,292 One of my girlfriends thinks her boyfriend 476 00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:12,167 was left back at the platform before we left. 477 00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:14,958 Oh, I don't think so. Not if he came with you all. 478 00:35:14,958 --> 00:35:17,583 The platform was clear. 479 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,583 You know... 480 00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:25,333 they might've— They might've switched disguises. 481 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:28,000 - You know, it'd be hard to tell. - You talking about Ed? 482 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,042 - Yeah. - He's here. I saw him. 483 00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:32,583 - He's in the Groucho costume. - He's here? 484 00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:33,958 Yeah. 485 00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:36,375 - I'm sorry. False alarm. - It's all right. 486 00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:38,792 - and [Humming] - Hey, guys. 487 00:35:38,792 --> 00:35:42,167 You should've seen that magician. He was fantastic. 488 00:35:42,167 --> 00:35:44,583 Poof! Just like that, the woman was gone. 489 00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:47,208 Think he knows how to make one come? 490 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:50,333 - I hate magic. It's just tricks. - Come on. You love tricks. 491 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,750 I love jokes. 492 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:54,167 You're just pissed off 'cause you can't figure it out. 493 00:35:57,792 --> 00:36:00,167 These girls look faint. 494 00:36:00,167 --> 00:36:02,208 Can we do anything to revive them? 495 00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:04,958 I don't know. Maybe some kind of injection? 496 00:36:04,958 --> 00:36:08,375 You girls better come back to the consulting room with us. 497 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:11,042 We may have to do an exploratory. 498 00:36:11,042 --> 00:36:13,375 You sure you guys have had any experience? 499 00:36:13,417 --> 00:36:14,792 [Mo] Experience? Us? 500 00:36:14,792 --> 00:36:17,167 Oh, come on. Tell 'em, Doc. We got experience. 501 00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:20,792 Mo and I worked in an emergency gynecological ward last summer. 502 00:36:20,958 --> 00:36:22,958 - Really? - Yeah, that's right. Doc won an award. 503 00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:25,375 Best Pap smear in a supporting role. Come on. 504 00:36:25,375 --> 00:36:26,750 [Groans] 505 00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:30,583 ♪ Now, baby, you're wrong ♪ 506 00:36:30,583 --> 00:36:31,958 ♪ It's on my mind ♪ 507 00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:35,958 ♪ Well, there ain't no need to push and shove ♪ 508 00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:39,125 ♪ I just want your funky love ♪ 509 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:43,375 Let's go get some champagne. 510 00:36:43,542 --> 00:36:46,042 Uh, I wanna stay here. Okay? 511 00:36:46,042 --> 00:36:48,792 - Enjoy yourselves. - Thank you. 512 00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:51,750 - Let's dance. - What about the men? 513 00:36:51,917 --> 00:36:55,583 The men can obviously take care of themselves. 514 00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,792 ♪ And only you can feel it ♪ 515 00:36:57,792 --> 00:37:00,917 ♪ You know, it's up to you ♪ 516 00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:03,375 ♪ Baby, say you will ♪ 517 00:37:03,542 --> 00:37:06,167 ♪ 'Cause you're the one I'm thinkin' of ♪ 518 00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:09,042 ♪ I just want your funky love ♪ 519 00:37:10,167 --> 00:37:14,750 ♪ Funky love I just want your funky love ♪ 520 00:37:14,917 --> 00:37:17,083 ♪ [Continues] 521 00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:21,375 - I feel sick. - This little lady cannot hold her liquor. 522 00:37:21,375 --> 00:37:23,542 But there's something else I can hold. 523 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:25,583 [Doc] Anyway, when in doubt, cut it out, right? 524 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:28,000 Or cut it off. Hey, hey, come on. 525 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 - Not in there. - [Man] Not again! 526 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,375 Anyway, we look in the jar, and there's the tattoo around the nipple. 527 00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:36,792 - Oh, stop! - Uh-oh. This one looks serious, Doc. 528 00:37:36,792 --> 00:37:41,375 I agree. Get her in here. Aw, shit, it's still locked. 529 00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:44,583 - Uh-oh. Look who's here. - Oh, hi. Hi. 530 00:37:44,583 --> 00:37:46,958 Medical problem. You think it's serious? 531 00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:50,167 Smells like an alcohol problem to me. 532 00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:52,792 We know you can handle it, Captain. [Squawks] 533 00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:55,292 Come on. Get out of here. 534 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,458 Anybody in there? 535 00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:06,542 Speak up if you're in there. Otherwise, I'm gonna use the passkey. 536 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,250 All right, I'm coming in. 537 00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:23,958 My God. 538 00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:55,667 ♪ [Slow Ballad] 539 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:14,583 If you wanna talk, we can go back to my compartment. 540 00:39:14,750 --> 00:39:15,958 It's quiet there. 541 00:39:16,125 --> 00:39:20,000 Probably very private too, with red lights and satin sheets. 542 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:20,750 Mood music. 543 00:39:20,750 --> 00:39:22,917 Yeah, I had the pledges install a hot tub. 544 00:39:23,083 --> 00:39:25,208 - It's very nice. - Mmm! 545 00:39:25,208 --> 00:39:29,208 Seriously. If you wanna talk, I'm around, okay? 546 00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:33,000 - You really have a hot tub? - Oh, geez. 547 00:39:35,167 --> 00:39:37,917 ♪ [Continues] 548 00:39:43,917 --> 00:39:45,958 ♪ Will we win? ♪ 549 00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:51,542 ♪ Will we lose? ♪ 550 00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:02,833 You all right? 551 00:40:05,958 --> 00:40:08,208 You got somethin' to put in this? 552 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:10,167 Are you sick? 553 00:40:13,375 --> 00:40:18,542 There's a boy dead back there. He's in the sleeper toilet. 554 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:21,583 He must have— I don't know what happened. 555 00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:23,583 I-I just don't know. 556 00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:25,583 No doubt in your mind? 557 00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:27,875 Oh, he's dead, all right. 558 00:40:28,958 --> 00:40:31,833 I never saw anybody so dead as that. 559 00:40:31,833 --> 00:40:34,542 I gotta sit down, Charlie, for a minute. 560 00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:41,750 Will you watch that car while I call Walter? 561 00:40:41,917 --> 00:40:43,875 Of course. 562 00:40:45,583 --> 00:40:47,750 Uh, nobody knows, so... 563 00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:51,167 don't say nothin'. 564 00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:52,958 Sure. 565 00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:55,125 ♪ [Rock] 566 00:40:55,292 --> 00:40:57,167 Hi, guys. 567 00:40:57,167 --> 00:40:59,792 Hey, where have you been all my life? 568 00:40:59,792 --> 00:41:01,958 Just this once. 569 00:41:09,792 --> 00:41:11,875 [Laughing] 570 00:41:15,375 --> 00:41:19,000 Well, I can say we crossed the line. 571 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,125 Oh, we can back into town, sure we can. 572 00:41:21,292 --> 00:41:24,000 But that'll green that switch and that freight... 573 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,375 and we'll be backing up a hell of a lot slower than he'll be coming towards us. 574 00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:29,917 I guess the closest way out is straight ahead. 575 00:41:30,083 --> 00:41:32,583 Is all hell breaking loose back there or what? 576 00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:35,417 Just an accident. 577 00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:37,667 Let's put on a little speed. 578 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,083 [Woman] Can you believe that guy? 579 00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:19,375 Yeah, but do you know what he asked me to do? Oh, hi. 580 00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:22,000 - Could I get in there? - I'm sorry. It's out of order. 581 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000 Would you try the other side, please? Thank you very much. 582 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,958 [Chattering] 583 00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:41,167 - Did you look? - No, sir. 584 00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:44,917 Sorry to put this on you, Charlie. 585 00:42:51,792 --> 00:42:53,458 [Charlie] What? 586 00:42:57,542 --> 00:43:02,417 What the hell? There was blood there before. 587 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:04,333 I could've sworn it. 588 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,000 Something's happened. 589 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,958 Some kind of practical joke. 590 00:43:20,375 --> 00:43:22,583 Dead drunk. That's what he is. 591 00:43:22,583 --> 00:43:25,792 [Mitchy] Whoops-a-daisy! 592 00:43:25,792 --> 00:43:27,958 [Carne] Damn kids. 593 00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:30,792 All right, up. Come on. Up we go. 594 00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:34,083 Whoops! Bad choo-choo. 595 00:43:36,292 --> 00:43:38,125 ♪ [Humming] 596 00:43:38,292 --> 00:43:40,958 Oh, wow. D-Jack! 597 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:44,000 Do you know how gross that looks when you're stoned? 598 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Were you in here all this time? 599 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,167 Were you sick? He gets, you know, sick. 600 00:43:49,167 --> 00:43:51,958 I guess so. 601 00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:55,750 Well, look, folks, he's a-walkin' and a-talkin'. 602 00:43:55,917 --> 00:43:59,125 Weighs a ton. At least that's what his girlfriend says. 603 00:43:59,292 --> 00:44:02,583 I mean, you know what I mean. 604 00:44:02,583 --> 00:44:04,542 Oh, he'll be all right. I'll take care of him. 605 00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:08,000 Easy does it, right, Jack? 606 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,375 That's a boy. 607 00:44:10,375 --> 00:44:12,750 Damn medical students. 608 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:17,583 - Oh, no. No, no. - So, are you breaking up with Alana? 609 00:44:17,583 --> 00:44:18,583 Only for the weekend. 610 00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:20,833 But I thought you two were getting married. 611 00:44:20,833 --> 00:44:23,792 - Well, we are, but— - Hey. Whoa. 612 00:44:23,792 --> 00:44:26,583 - Hey, guys, more booze. More booze. - Thank you. 613 00:44:26,750 --> 00:44:28,792 A toast to us. 614 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:31,042 - Hey, there's Jackson. - The old yearbook. 615 00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:33,000 - Let me see. - Hey, look at Mo. 616 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000 - I look like an idiot. - Well, you still do. 617 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,375 - Thanks a lot, old buddy. - That's the pres. 618 00:44:37,542 --> 00:44:39,792 Hey, who's that? 619 00:44:39,792 --> 00:44:41,792 [Doc] Oh, that's just Kenny Hampson. 620 00:44:41,792 --> 00:44:44,625 He couldn't handle it. 621 00:44:44,625 --> 00:44:48,375 Say, sweetheart, let's take a walk. 622 00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:52,417 Hey, Doc, where are you goin'? Doc, don't leave me alone... 623 00:44:52,417 --> 00:44:54,833 Hi. Hey, Ed, is that you down there? 624 00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:58,167 Boo! 625 00:44:58,333 --> 00:45:01,167 D-Jack, you can make it. 626 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:06,000 Up! I mean, if you've never tried an upper berth before... 627 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,833 [Gasps] Scoot! 628 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:15,792 You old faker. 629 00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:18,167 Jackson's with another girl. I know it. 630 00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:20,958 You and Mitchy, you know, you have an understanding. 631 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:23,750 But this is a first for us. 632 00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:28,125 Could be a first for us too. 633 00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:33,542 Right? 634 00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:37,208 Like, uh... 635 00:45:37,208 --> 00:45:40,333 you and I have never really gotten to know each other and, uh... 636 00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,875 could be our last chance. 637 00:45:46,542 --> 00:45:48,375 Right, D-Jack? 638 00:45:58,583 --> 00:46:01,125 [Giggles] 639 00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:03,333 Think, uh, you could manage without the flipper? 640 00:46:16,292 --> 00:46:19,000 Ooh. [Chuckles] 641 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,417 Well, uh, you know what they say. 642 00:46:22,417 --> 00:46:24,958 Cold hands, warm heart. 643 00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:32,542 [Muffled Screaming] 644 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:35,000 [Whistle Blowing] 645 00:46:43,542 --> 00:46:45,792 [Pres] I don't wanna get involved in any controversy... 646 00:46:45,792 --> 00:46:47,792 on the situation in the Middle East... 647 00:46:47,792 --> 00:46:51,792 but as senior senator from my state, I think I can speak for my constituents... 648 00:46:51,792 --> 00:46:56,042 indeed all Americans, when I say, "Fuck 'em!' 649 00:46:56,042 --> 00:46:58,000 You know, there are certain phrases in American history... 650 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,583 that have caught the fancy of the American people. 651 00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:05,958 The phrase that's always caught my fancy or aroused me, as it were, is... 652 00:47:05,958 --> 00:47:09,042 "Let's bomb them suckers into the Stone Age." 653 00:47:09,042 --> 00:47:11,167 You know, it wouldn't be like Vietnam. 654 00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:14,917 They don't have no jungle to hide under, just sand and rock. 655 00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:17,583 To my way of thinkin', if the United States Cavalry... 656 00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:21,042 can take care of Paiutes and Comanches... 657 00:47:21,042 --> 00:47:23,958 a B-52 ought to do just fine with those camel jockeys. 658 00:47:24,125 --> 00:47:26,083 Of course, this is strictly off the record, you understand. 659 00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:27,750 Yeah, sure. 660 00:47:27,917 --> 00:47:31,000 Of course, you're all aware of my campaign platform... 661 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:35,000 which is a return to the gold standard, euthanasia for all welfare recipients... 662 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,583 and six N.F.L. franchises, each with its own stadium, for the state of Louisiana. 663 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:43,000 And our campaign slogan which is, "Let them eat brownies." 664 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,000 What's that, ma'am? Course I can kiss a baby. Here, baby. 665 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,417 Whoops. No problem. [Pres Continues, Indistinct] 666 00:47:49,417 --> 00:47:52,042 - I liked your show. - I remember you. 667 00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:55,875 Do you believe in magic? 668 00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:58,917 I'll have to convince you. 669 00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:16,958 - Do you do this for all your fans? - No. This is my first time, Alana. 670 00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:22,458 After the next show. 671 00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:24,375 [Doc] Alana? 672 00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:27,125 [Bell Dinging] 673 00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:32,792 Mo's waiting for you. 674 00:48:32,792 --> 00:48:35,125 He said to tell you he's sorry and so am I. 675 00:48:37,708 --> 00:48:41,167 - You seen Mitchy? - I thought she was with you. 676 00:48:41,167 --> 00:48:43,375 I must've missed her. 677 00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:46,583 Anyway, go talk to the guy. 678 00:48:46,583 --> 00:48:48,500 He doesn't want to argue. 679 00:48:49,708 --> 00:48:51,042 Thanks. 680 00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:57,708 - Mo. [Giggles] - What? 681 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,167 - Here, Mo. - [Mo Chuckles] 682 00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:03,417 - and [Disco] - Thank you. 683 00:49:03,417 --> 00:49:05,083 Hey, do you know they drink out of these things? 684 00:49:05,083 --> 00:49:06,792 Why don't you come join me, Mo? 685 00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:08,125 No. I'll stay here. 686 00:49:08,292 --> 00:49:10,792 Come on. Does that mean I have to come to you? 687 00:49:10,958 --> 00:49:11,792 Mmm. 688 00:49:11,958 --> 00:49:13,833 - Hey, you want to dance? - No, I'll just watch. 689 00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:15,958 - Come on. - No, no, no. That's okay. 690 00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:18,500 You wanna watch, eh? What do you wanna see? 691 00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:21,792 - Come on. Let's dance. - [Mo Coughs] 692 00:49:21,958 --> 00:49:23,333 No, I don't wanna dance. 693 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:25,750 - Come on. - No. That's okay. 694 00:49:25,917 --> 00:49:27,000 Does that mean you wanna do something else? 695 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,750 No, no, no! I'll dance. I'll dance. Just don't do that. 696 00:49:29,917 --> 00:49:31,375 Oh, you're so cute. 697 00:49:31,375 --> 00:49:34,000 Hey, hey. No. Come on. Stop. Let go of my pants. 698 00:49:34,833 --> 00:49:35,875 Uh-oh. 699 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000 [Chuckles] 700 00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:47,875 What happened to that blood? 701 00:49:54,167 --> 00:49:57,333 And how the hell did he bust that mirror? 702 00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:02,125 With a hammer? 703 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,333 [Magician] Shuffled. Laid on the floor. There. 704 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:07,208 Not only will I find the card... 705 00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:10,792 that was selected and signed by our skeptical friend here... 706 00:50:10,792 --> 00:50:15,958 but I'm gonna do it... without looking. 707 00:50:15,958 --> 00:50:17,958 That's third-grade stuff. 708 00:50:17,958 --> 00:50:21,000 - Oh, Doc, shut up. - Really? 709 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,958 [Gasping, Exclaiming] 710 00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:25,792 [Man] He's getting violent. That's pretty sharp. 711 00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:29,167 - I wonder what's gonna happen. - What's he got? What's he got? 712 00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:32,167 - Oh, my God! - Whoa! Great! 713 00:50:32,167 --> 00:50:34,500 - [People Exclaiming] - [Applause] 714 00:50:39,292 --> 00:50:41,042 [Man] Take that, Doc. 715 00:50:41,042 --> 00:50:42,958 [Applause Continues] 716 00:51:17,042 --> 00:51:18,375 [Shoe Drops] 717 00:51:29,292 --> 00:51:31,542 My God. 718 00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:30,167 Are you okay? 719 00:52:32,125 --> 00:52:34,583 Do you know whose this is? 720 00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:36,792 Yeah, it's Mitchy's. Michelle, my girlfriend. 721 00:52:36,792 --> 00:52:38,167 I'll take it. Thank you. 722 00:52:39,833 --> 00:52:41,917 Don't. 723 00:52:49,542 --> 00:52:51,167 What's going on? 724 00:52:51,167 --> 00:52:54,000 - Will you go with me, please? - Where did you find this? 725 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,333 Let's go, miss. Please. 726 00:52:57,083 --> 00:52:58,917 Come on. 727 00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:03,625 [Singsong] Not letting you out! 728 00:53:03,625 --> 00:53:05,542 Will you at least put your clothes on, please? 729 00:53:05,542 --> 00:53:06,167 No. 730 00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:08,583 - We're missing the magic show! - [Singsong] Boring! 731 00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:10,042 No, no, no. Not boring. Fun. 732 00:53:10,042 --> 00:53:11,958 - Boring. - Fun, fun, fun! 733 00:53:11,958 --> 00:53:14,000 - Shh! - [Alana] Mitchy! Mo? 734 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:14,792 Oh, my God. It's Alana. 735 00:53:14,958 --> 00:53:16,792 I know he's in there. Doc told me so. 736 00:53:16,792 --> 00:53:18,333 - [Knocki n - Doc? dl 737 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:21,375 - Mitchy! - Fucking bastard. 738 00:53:21,542 --> 00:53:23,583 I have an office. It's in the car up ahead. 739 00:53:23,583 --> 00:53:25,000 - Now, come on. - Mo! 740 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,583 Come on. That's it. 741 00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:29,958 [Whispers] Sit down and stay put. 742 00:53:31,167 --> 00:53:33,458 [Lock Clicks] 743 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,167 Mitchy? Mitchy! 744 00:53:40,167 --> 00:53:42,917 - Let's sit down. - Now just wait a minute. 745 00:53:43,083 --> 00:53:46,167 Did something happen to her? She didn't fall off the train, did she? 746 00:53:46,167 --> 00:53:48,792 No, ma'am. 747 00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:50,500 Now, listen to me, honey. 748 00:53:51,708 --> 00:53:53,792 She's dead. 749 00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:02,958 I don't believe you. I don't believe you! 750 00:54:02,958 --> 00:54:05,333 Hey, anyone can do that. 751 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:06,917 [Laughter] 752 00:54:07,083 --> 00:54:10,333 Well, rather than argue with you, I'm going to prove that you're right. 753 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:11,292 Have you seen Alana? 754 00:54:11,292 --> 00:54:13,625 I'm going to turn someone in this audience into a magician. 755 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:16,375 - No. - Bullshit, you haven't. 756 00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:19,583 - I wanna talk to you. - Hey, relax. Watch the show. 757 00:54:19,583 --> 00:54:22,667 [Cheering, Applause] 758 00:54:26,375 --> 00:54:28,750 - [Chuckles] - I didn't get caught, okay? 759 00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:32,250 You've made a mistake. 760 00:54:32,958 --> 00:54:35,083 It can't be Mitchy. 761 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:39,000 She's my goddamn best friend. 762 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,333 Please. 763 00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:41,958 N... 764 00:54:44,375 --> 00:54:47,583 Oh, God! Mitchy! 765 00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:50,167 [Sobbing] 766 00:54:50,333 --> 00:54:51,917 Oh, no. 767 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:57,000 [Whimpering] 768 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,625 [Magician] We're gonna try a little mental telepathy. 769 00:54:58,667 --> 00:54:59,167 [Chuckles] 770 00:54:59,167 --> 00:55:02,792 irst, you Vv wi First, you're gonna cover me with a cloth so I can't see you. 771 00:55:02,792 --> 00:55:04,042 Mm-hmm. 772 00:55:04,042 --> 00:55:06,958 Then, hold up as many fingers as you want behind my head. 773 00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:09,042 - On my command, pull away the cloth. - Hey, you seen Mitchy? 774 00:55:09,042 --> 00:55:11,125 And I'll be holding up the exact same number of fingers. 775 00:55:11,125 --> 00:55:13,167 I don't know. She's around somewhere. 776 00:55:13,167 --> 00:55:16,083 - Okay. Cover me up. - [Cheering] 777 00:55:16,875 --> 00:55:19,375 [Doc Shouts] Hey, why don't you stay under there! 778 00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:22,000 [People Groaning, Laughing] 779 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,583 Can anybody make him disappear? 780 00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:25,958 [Laughter] 781 00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:30,167 [Magician] Shall we begin? 782 00:55:30,167 --> 00:55:33,375 Good. Now, hold your fingers up. 783 00:55:34,875 --> 00:55:36,917 Are you sure that's the number you want? 784 00:55:37,583 --> 00:55:41,000 Then take hold of the cloth. Ready? 785 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:45,292 - [Doc] Wake me when it's over! - One, two, three. Go. 786 00:55:46,292 --> 00:55:49,333 - [Man] Whoa. - [Cheering, Applause] 787 00:55:54,875 --> 00:55:56,917 Seven! 788 00:56:02,542 --> 00:56:05,083 [Snoring] 789 00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:09,750 Who did that to her? 790 00:56:10,917 --> 00:56:15,750 Probably some kid... messed up on dope, alcohol. 791 00:56:16,750 --> 00:56:20,375 I know these people. They wouldn't do that. 792 00:56:20,542 --> 00:56:22,375 No, of course not. 793 00:56:23,167 --> 00:56:25,917 Probably some nut just climbed on the train. 794 00:56:26,792 --> 00:56:29,958 I saw her half an hour ago with a fella. 795 00:56:31,167 --> 00:56:32,750 Fallin' down. 796 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,458 Drunk. 797 00:56:37,417 --> 00:56:39,583 Sweet Jesus. 798 00:56:40,542 --> 00:56:45,375 At the end of my last show, I, uh, dematerialized my assistant. 799 00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:47,458 [Snoring] 800 00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:50,917 Well, for my next show, I'm gonna need to have her back. 801 00:56:51,583 --> 00:56:53,542 So, watch. 802 00:56:58,208 --> 00:57:01,250 [Cheering] 803 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:10,167 [Cheering, Applause] 804 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:14,542 - Wake up, buddy. It's over. - [Magician] Thank you. 805 00:57:14,708 --> 00:57:17,000 - Hey. - Thank you! 806 00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:19,167 Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. 807 00:57:19,167 --> 00:57:21,375 You're great. Thank you. 808 00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:22,958 Get up. 809 00:57:23,125 --> 00:57:24,958 Come on, Mo. Come on. 810 00:57:26,417 --> 00:57:28,542 What are you doin"? What are you doin'? 811 00:57:29,792 --> 00:57:31,000 Mo? 812 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,958 [Cheering Continues] 813 00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:35,958 Mo? Mo? 814 00:57:36,917 --> 00:57:39,417 Mo, get up. Mo, wake up. 815 00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:40,417 Help! 816 00:57:40,542 --> 00:57:42,292 [Cheering Continues] 817 00:57:43,083 --> 00:57:44,667 Wake up. Help! 818 00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:48,875 Somebody help me, please! Wake up! 819 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,042 Help me! 820 00:57:52,042 --> 00:57:53,875 Wake up! 821 00:57:57,375 --> 00:58:00,792 Help! Please! 822 00:58:00,792 --> 00:58:03,917 - [Laughs] - Help! Help me! Help! 823 00:58:04,083 --> 00:58:07,083 - [Laughs] - Help me! 824 00:58:10,833 --> 00:58:14,375 Somebody! Help me! He's bleeding, you bastards! 825 00:58:14,375 --> 00:58:17,000 - Help! - Doc? 826 00:58:17,708 --> 00:58:20,125 - Help! - Put him down, man. 827 00:58:20,292 --> 00:58:21,833 Mo? 828 00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:23,792 Mo. What's wrong with him? 829 00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,583 - Get back. - Mo? 830 00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:27,167 Come on, now. I need this from you now. 831 00:58:27,167 --> 00:58:28,583 - [Slapping Face] - Come on, Mo. 832 00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:30,792 Alana, come look at his chest. 833 00:58:30,792 --> 00:58:33,000 - He's bleeding. - It could be his heart. 834 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,167 - [Alana] It's not his fuckin' heart. - Come on! 835 00:58:35,167 --> 00:58:37,167 Come on, Mo. Come on. 836 00:58:37,167 --> 00:58:38,792 Get back. Give him some air. 837 00:58:38,958 --> 00:58:40,792 I'm a doctor, goddamn it. 838 00:58:40,958 --> 00:58:44,000 Mo! Oh, no! No! 839 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,125 Oh, come on, Mo! 840 00:58:46,292 --> 00:58:48,583 Come on, buddy. 841 00:58:49,958 --> 00:58:53,000 - What's going on? - Get 'em outta here. 842 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,000 Mo! 843 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,125 Move! 844 00:58:56,125 --> 00:58:57,792 [Chattering] 845 00:58:57,958 --> 00:59:00,583 Get 'em all down there together and close that bar. 846 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:05,667 [Whistle Blows] 847 00:59:09,792 --> 00:59:12,917 Where's Mitchy? Where is she? 848 00:59:13,958 --> 00:59:16,583 [Alana] She's dead. 849 00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:17,917 She's dead. 850 00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:23,667 What are you talking about? 851 00:59:26,417 --> 00:59:28,750 - She's dead. - Mitchy! 852 00:59:28,917 --> 00:59:32,792 Mitchy! 853 00:59:32,792 --> 00:59:35,000 I'm getting out of here. 854 00:59:37,292 --> 00:59:38,958 Brace yourselves! We're gonna lock up! 855 00:59:48,208 --> 00:59:50,208 Walter. 856 00:59:50,208 --> 00:59:53,167 My God, what's the matter with Walter? He should've hit the brakes. 857 00:59:59,583 --> 01:00:02,583 [Man Singing] J Another hour ♪ 858 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,958 ♪ Without ya, babe 859 01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:10,792 Emergency! 860 01:00:10,792 --> 01:00:13,167 ♪ [Continues] 861 01:00:20,375 --> 01:00:22,917 - [Brakes Screeching] - [Screaming] 862 01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:30,917 We're gonna derail. Ease off on the brakes. 863 01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:35,000 [Murmuring, Chattering] 864 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,958 [Whistle Blows] 865 01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:39,042 Brakes now. 866 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:48,125 Stop, damn you. Stop. 867 01:01:00,792 --> 01:01:03,750 - [Groaning, Chattering] - [Woman Sobbing] 868 01:01:05,875 --> 01:01:07,958 [Engine Slows] 869 01:01:29,292 --> 01:01:31,542 [Woman Sobbing] 870 01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:39,375 [Walter] What the hell happened here? 871 01:01:39,375 --> 01:01:41,000 [Carne] I don't know. 872 01:01:42,958 --> 01:01:44,542 He must've got 'em both. 873 01:01:48,292 --> 01:01:51,500 Don't go back through that train without this. 874 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:54,167 Watch your step there. Stay together. 875 01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:56,375 Don't go too far. 876 01:01:56,375 --> 01:01:59,792 Come on. Keep on moving, everybody. Come on. Get along. 877 01:01:59,792 --> 01:02:04,417 Get yourselves a couple of fire axes and search every damn inch of these cars. 878 01:02:04,417 --> 01:02:08,375 He could be anywhere. And he's lethal, so stick together. 879 01:02:08,542 --> 01:02:10,750 And don't try to be heroes. 880 01:02:10,917 --> 01:02:14,000 If you just think you hear somethin', you come hollerin' for help. 881 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,542 Okay, chief. 882 01:02:15,708 --> 01:02:17,375 [Man] Keep moving. 883 01:02:17,542 --> 01:02:20,792 - Watch the step, please. - [Carne] Stand close to the car, buddy. 884 01:02:20,958 --> 01:02:22,583 - Hey, careful there. - Stay together. 885 01:02:22,583 --> 01:02:24,875 Christ, the lights are gone. 886 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,125 - [Thud] - [Gasps] 887 01:02:47,917 --> 01:02:52,417 Everybody, take off your masks. I wanna know who's who. 888 01:02:52,417 --> 01:02:54,792 - Tell us what's goin' on. - 1 will. 889 01:02:54,792 --> 01:02:58,167 Right now, I'm tellin' you to stay with your dates. 890 01:02:58,167 --> 01:03:00,458 - Stick by your friends. - Elaine. 891 01:03:10,625 --> 01:03:11,958 Look out. 892 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,375 That's one of them little mothers. 893 01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:18,583 - Hey, asshole. - [Man] Jackson! 894 01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:20,167 [Woman] Jackson? Jackson! 895 01:03:20,167 --> 01:03:22,583 If this turns out to be another one of your stunts... 896 01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:24,333 [Carne] Hey, you there. Let go of him. 897 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:26,542 - [Pres] Twomey! - Here. 898 01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:29,042 - [Pres] Herbie Green. - Okay? 899 01:03:29,042 --> 01:03:30,292 [Pres] Dan Irwin. 900 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:33,208 [Carne] I want the rest of those masks off now. 901 01:03:33,292 --> 01:03:36,417 - [Pres] Gayley. - [Carne] Hurry along there. 902 01:03:36,417 --> 01:03:38,542 How come it's just all my best friends in the fucking world? 903 01:03:38,542 --> 01:03:39,958 Doc, what do we all have in common? 904 01:03:39,958 --> 01:03:42,917 - Jackson. - You and me and Mitchy and the guys? 905 01:03:43,083 --> 01:03:45,708 Doc, we hurt him! 906 01:03:46,833 --> 01:03:49,583 - What are you talking about? - Kenny Hampson. 907 01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:50,917 Your stunt with the corpse? 908 01:03:51,083 --> 01:03:53,375 Nobody'd do that for a goddamn prank. 909 01:03:53,542 --> 01:03:56,958 It wasn't just a prank. Doc, he was sick. 910 01:03:58,375 --> 01:04:01,042 I went to the hospital just afterwards. 911 01:04:02,125 --> 01:04:04,125 They wouldn't let me see him. 912 01:04:04,292 --> 01:04:06,167 They said he'd killed somebody before. 913 01:04:06,333 --> 01:04:09,167 They said it might have been an accident, but he killed somebody. 914 01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:12,292 [Pres] Johnson! 915 01:04:14,042 --> 01:04:15,667 Shit. 916 01:04:17,833 --> 01:04:19,333 And we're next, aren't we? 917 01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:24,667 - Come on! - No. 918 01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,833 - Come on! Come on! - 1 am! 919 01:04:36,833 --> 01:04:39,500 I'm trying to save your life, for Christ's sake. 920 01:04:40,333 --> 01:04:42,375 Get going. 921 01:04:42,375 --> 01:04:44,000 Here goes nothing. 922 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:48,000 Now listen to me. I don't want to get back on that train. 923 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,958 - [Shouting] - [Man] I'm staying here! Right here! 924 01:04:50,083 --> 01:04:52,167 - [Carne] Nobody does! - [Man] No way! 925 01:04:52,167 --> 01:04:54,542 - But we have no choice! - [Woman] No way! 926 01:04:54,708 --> 01:04:56,958 Nobody can make it if we stay up here. 927 01:04:56,958 --> 01:04:59,167 [Shouting Continues] 928 01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:03,792 Couldn't find a thing. 929 01:05:03,917 --> 01:05:07,167 - [Woman] No! - On a train with a killer? 930 01:05:07,333 --> 01:05:09,000 I'm not gettin' on that train. 931 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,958 There are no roads up here. Now, we'll put you all in one car. 932 01:05:13,125 --> 01:05:15,417 - [Man] With a killer! - [All Exclaiming] 933 01:05:15,417 --> 01:05:17,375 [Man] We can walk! 934 01:05:17,542 --> 01:05:20,000 You'll die. 935 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,042 At this temperature, you'll die. 936 01:05:22,042 --> 01:05:25,125 What the hell do you think you're doing? He could be in here! 937 01:05:27,167 --> 01:05:28,958 Lock, damn you. 938 01:05:31,917 --> 01:05:34,500 Creep. Fuckin' animal. 939 01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:37,792 Can't do this to me. 940 01:05:37,958 --> 01:05:40,958 Lose your head while all around you are losing theirs and blaming it on you. 941 01:05:40,958 --> 01:05:43,750 We are gonna die unless we get some help! 942 01:05:43,917 --> 01:05:46,833 But I don't know who to trust anymore. I don't even trust you. 943 01:05:48,792 --> 01:05:51,333 You're so slow. 944 01:06:00,583 --> 01:06:02,792 Presto change. The same little shit. 945 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:04,458 Good old Kenny Hampson. 946 01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:09,917 [Chuckles] I knew I never liked magic. 947 01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:12,042 The magician? 948 01:06:12,042 --> 01:06:15,583 We'll sit tight. When the train stops, we'll play a trick on old Kenny. 949 01:06:15,750 --> 01:06:17,125 The train is stopped. 950 01:06:17,292 --> 01:06:20,375 Well, then they'd better start it up again. 'Cause he's gonna drive me crazy. 951 01:06:20,542 --> 01:06:22,167 He's back there with all of our friends! 952 01:06:22,167 --> 01:06:23,958 Let's hope so, huh? 953 01:06:23,958 --> 01:06:26,833 I don't believe you. 954 01:06:26,833 --> 01:06:29,958 He's gonna Kill everybody! We've gotta tell them! 955 01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:32,333 I'm not movin'. 956 01:06:35,792 --> 01:06:37,375 Every man for himself. 957 01:06:41,875 --> 01:06:44,583 Alana, don't. 958 01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:46,958 - Don't! - Let go of mel! 959 01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,958 Doc! Doc! 960 01:06:52,583 --> 01:06:54,667 Doc! Doc! Doc! 961 01:06:56,792 --> 01:06:58,667 Hey! You there! 962 01:07:00,167 --> 01:07:03,167 Go back outside, miss. 963 01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:04,917 Please. 964 01:07:07,292 --> 01:07:10,333 [Breathing Heavily] 965 01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:30,833 Oh, shit. 966 01:07:36,292 --> 01:07:38,833 [Exhaling] 967 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,500 [Gasps] 968 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:09,000 [Gasps] 969 01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:24,250 [Yelps] 970 01:08:50,625 --> 01:08:53,583 [Grunting, Whimpering] 971 01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:09,125 [Chuckles] 972 01:09:41,917 --> 01:09:44,917 No! No! 973 01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:50,333 Help! 974 01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:56,125 [Whimpering] 975 01:09:59,167 --> 01:10:02,000 [Gasps] 976 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,750 Mitchy. 977 01:10:05,958 --> 01:10:08,792 Oh, Jesus Christ. 978 01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:13,000 It's a joke. 979 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,167 A goddamn practical joke. 980 01:10:15,167 --> 01:10:16,750 - [Knife Clicks] - [Screams] 981 01:10:16,917 --> 01:10:19,375 Come on. We're the brothers of Sigma Phi Omega, right? 982 01:10:19,542 --> 01:10:21,375 Brothers, remember? 983 01:10:21,375 --> 01:10:23,125 That means we're gonna stick together. 984 01:10:23,292 --> 01:10:26,333 We're gonna look out for each other. We're gonna protect each other. 985 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:29,125 - Now get on the train! - Have you seen the conductor? 986 01:10:29,292 --> 01:10:31,667 Has anybody seen the conductor? 987 01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:34,792 - I know who itis. - What? 988 01:10:34,792 --> 01:10:37,333 - Where's the conductor? - Back there. Come on. 989 01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:46,000 God, it was cold out there. My feet are numb. 990 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000 I told you to stay in the car. 991 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:51,542 Well, they made me get off. I mean, they had to search here. 992 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:56,000 [Clinking] 993 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,333 Oh, I'm sorry. Is something missing? 994 01:11:01,833 --> 01:11:03,750 Geez, I was scared out there. 995 01:11:03,917 --> 01:11:07,708 I couldn't find you, and I'm thinking this wacko's gonna jump out at me any minute. 996 01:11:09,167 --> 01:11:11,792 Hey, I should have used one of these. 997 01:11:11,792 --> 01:11:13,750 [Chuckles] 998 01:11:13,917 --> 01:11:15,792 Yeah, this would have done. What do you think? 999 01:11:15,958 --> 01:11:18,042 [Whistle Blows] 1000 01:11:18,042 --> 01:11:20,167 Let's get back, Alana. They'll be coming back. 1001 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:23,375 - Doc? It's okay. I'm with the pres. - [Sighs] 1002 01:11:23,542 --> 01:11:25,833 - Damn it. - [Train Engine Chugging] 1003 01:11:29,917 --> 01:11:32,375 Yeah. Yeah, I know. 1004 01:11:32,958 --> 01:11:34,542 Well, whatever. 1005 01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,375 - Have you ever shoveled any coal? - No. 1006 01:11:37,375 --> 01:11:41,000 - He's on the train. - Why isn't she lying down somewhere? 1007 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,000 - The magician! - Magician? 1008 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,125 I'll show you. Come on. 1009 01:11:45,292 --> 01:11:47,042 Doc's got the picture. 1010 01:11:52,167 --> 01:11:54,708 - [Knocking] - [Alana, Muffled] Doc, open up. 1011 01:11:56,167 --> 01:11:59,792 - [Knocking] - [Carne] Open up in there, please. 1012 01:11:59,958 --> 01:12:02,042 [Alana] Doc. 1013 01:12:02,042 --> 01:12:04,375 - [Knocki n - Doc? dl 1014 01:12:04,542 --> 01:12:06,500 I just left him in there. 1015 01:12:27,417 --> 01:12:28,833 Keep her outside. 1016 01:12:57,542 --> 01:12:59,250 Don't go in there, miss. 1017 01:13:55,125 --> 01:13:57,750 [Thumping] 1018 01:14:06,583 --> 01:14:08,000 [Whistle Blows] 1019 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,833 - [Alana Screams] - [Whistle Continues Blowing] 1020 01:14:19,917 --> 01:14:22,125 - [Woman] Jesus. - [Murmuring] 1021 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,958 You move out real quiet, darlin'. 1022 01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:31,917 Hey, what's going on? 1023 01:14:33,625 --> 01:14:36,958 [Chuckles] Well, we got the coffeemaker workin', miss. 1024 01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:38,708 [Whispers] Come on. 1025 01:14:44,125 --> 01:14:47,917 - [Whispers] Where is he? - He's right back there. 1026 01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:50,125 Come on. 1027 01:14:51,708 --> 01:14:55,458 Ken. They made coffee out here. I'll bring you in a cup, okay? 1028 01:15:05,792 --> 01:15:08,583 What's going on, for Christ's sake? What's happening, huh? 1029 01:15:08,583 --> 01:15:10,375 This is only for your own safety. 1030 01:15:10,375 --> 01:15:11,375 [Chain Rattles] 1031 01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:29,000 I guess nobody's been in this one for a couple of years. 1032 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,917 You'll be able to get some rest. Yes, sir. 1033 01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:42,250 It's a little dusty in here, but it's clean. Come on in. 1034 01:15:55,875 --> 01:15:59,375 I hope you don't mind no sheets and no pillowcases. 1035 01:15:59,542 --> 01:16:00,958 - I'll get you some. - No, please. 1036 01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:03,958 Okay, okay, don't worry. I won't leave this car. 1037 01:16:05,167 --> 01:16:07,167 I'm gonna be right outside that door. 1038 01:16:40,625 --> 01:16:42,833 [Tapping] 1039 01:17:13,583 --> 01:17:15,000 - [Bill] Come on, now! - [Man] Stop pushing! 1040 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:18,125 [Bill] Let us go, you guys. Get out of my fucking way. 1041 01:17:18,292 --> 01:17:18,958 [All Shouting] 1042 01:17:18,958 --> 01:17:20,958 Come on, asshole. We can take this guy now! 1043 01:17:20,958 --> 01:17:22,958 - What did you say, boy? - Let me through. 1044 01:17:22,958 --> 01:17:23,750 Say that again. 1045 01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:26,042 Let us through, or we'll break the door down. 1046 01:17:26,042 --> 01:17:28,792 - Shut up, all of you! - [Shouting Quiets] 1047 01:17:28,958 --> 01:17:33,000 I said move off, sir. 1048 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,167 He killed a couple of ours. 1049 01:17:36,417 --> 01:17:37,708 You aim to kill him. 1050 01:17:41,375 --> 01:17:43,250 Give me the ax. 1051 01:17:44,958 --> 01:17:46,583 Before you go... 1052 01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:49,958 you take a look at the bodies of some of your friends. 1053 01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:53,083 Is it worth that, son? 1054 01:17:55,542 --> 01:17:56,917 Well, is it worth it? 1055 01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:15,458 I'll check it out myself. 1056 01:18:50,583 --> 01:18:55,083 [Carne] Hey, Ken. Come on out here. I wanna talk to you. 1057 01:18:56,917 --> 01:19:00,542 Gotta turn the heat off back there. You wanna come up to the lounge? 1058 01:19:02,042 --> 01:19:04,042 I'm gonna turn the lights off too. 1059 01:20:29,792 --> 01:20:31,792 [Squeaks] 1060 01:20:31,792 --> 01:20:35,000 [Groans] 1061 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:37,667 [Panting] 1062 01:20:52,125 --> 01:20:56,250 [Screaming] 1063 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:01,375 [Gasps] 1064 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,125 [Grunting] 1065 01:21:10,042 --> 01:21:12,000 [Grunts] 1066 01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:23,542 [Grunting] 1067 01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:39,792 [Alana] No. 1068 01:21:39,958 --> 01:21:42,792 No. No. 1069 01:21:42,792 --> 01:21:45,375 [Screams, Gasps] 1070 01:21:51,958 --> 01:21:54,667 [Gasping] 1071 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:58,500 [Screams] 1072 01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:13,125 [Whimpering, Screaming] 1073 01:22:18,542 --> 01:22:21,333 [Screaming, Gasping] 1074 01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:23,458 [Gagging] 1075 01:22:29,583 --> 01:22:31,875 [Groaning] 1076 01:23:05,375 --> 01:23:07,542 Stop! 1077 01:23:32,042 --> 01:23:34,375 [Screams] 1078 01:23:47,917 --> 01:23:49,250 Kenny. 1079 01:23:53,167 --> 01:23:54,625 Kenny! 1080 01:23:58,958 --> 01:24:00,542 Kenny, please! 1081 01:24:11,958 --> 01:24:16,792 [Screaming, Groaning] 1082 01:24:32,917 --> 01:24:34,542 [Groans] 1083 01:24:36,458 --> 01:24:37,917 [Grunts] 1084 01:24:54,750 --> 01:24:55,875 [Screams] 1085 01:25:15,375 --> 01:25:16,958 What happened? 1086 01:25:18,333 --> 01:25:20,292 He killed Mo. 1087 01:25:22,875 --> 01:25:25,208 - Clear out! - Get out of the way, you guys. 1088 01:25:25,208 --> 01:25:28,375 - Back up! - [Pres] Come on. Back up, damn it. 1089 01:25:28,375 --> 01:25:31,000 Get out of the way. Come on! 1090 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:32,500 [Carne] Clear the way back there. 1091 01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:46,917 [Whistle Blows] 1092 01:26:10,167 --> 01:26:13,583 We'll be there in about 15 minutes. Would you like a cup of coffee? 1093 01:26:13,750 --> 01:26:15,083 No, thanks. 1094 01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:46,958 Hi. Listen. Why don't you come on back now? 1095 01:27:46,958 --> 01:27:50,333 It's mellowed out and, well, this place gives me the creeps. 1096 01:27:52,042 --> 01:27:53,333 Okay. 1097 01:28:24,917 --> 01:28:26,458 [Gasps] 1098 01:28:28,292 --> 01:28:30,042 [Battling] 1099 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:36,000 Why don't you come back and join the... 1100 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:37,833 Join us. Come on. 1101 01:28:55,583 --> 01:28:57,458 There's the light. 1102 01:28:58,833 --> 01:29:01,958 Lord, that's beautiful. [Chuckles] 1103 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:06,958 Go back and start the report, Charlie. I'll bring her on in. 1104 01:29:06,958 --> 01:29:08,667 Okay. 1105 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:13,958 - Got it? - I got her. 1106 01:29:13,958 --> 01:29:15,542 Okay. 1107 01:30:45,750 --> 01:30:47,875 [Screaming] 1108 01:30:51,958 --> 01:30:53,917 What the hell? 1109 01:30:58,083 --> 01:31:01,042 - [Chattering] - [Man] Hey, Alana! 1110 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:09,542 Carne! 1111 01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:13,500 Oh, thank God. Charlie. [Panting] 1112 01:31:16,792 --> 01:31:18,875 Magician's dead. 1113 01:31:20,167 --> 01:31:23,083 Jesus, I don't know who it is anymore. 1114 01:31:39,167 --> 01:31:40,333 No. 1115 01:31:58,708 --> 01:31:59,917 It was you. 1116 01:32:05,958 --> 01:32:07,292 Kenny, I'm sorry. 1117 01:32:10,417 --> 01:32:13,167 I never told you. I'm so sorry. 1118 01:32:13,333 --> 01:32:16,042 You haven't changed. 1119 01:32:19,583 --> 01:32:21,792 I saw your picture in the yearbook. 1120 01:32:21,792 --> 01:32:24,125 I never knew you liked magic. 1121 01:32:24,292 --> 01:32:27,042 I watched you tonight. 1122 01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:28,458 You liked him. 1123 01:32:29,208 --> 01:32:30,917 No. 1124 01:32:31,625 --> 01:32:34,542 Kenny, you're better than he is. I'm sure you're better than he is. 1125 01:32:36,292 --> 01:32:38,167 I am. 1126 01:32:38,167 --> 01:32:40,750 He didn't know how to cut a woman into pieces. 1127 01:32:40,917 --> 01:32:43,583 You don't have to do this. 1128 01:32:43,583 --> 01:32:45,750 You don't have to do this, Kenny. 1129 01:32:45,917 --> 01:32:47,167 [Grunts] 1130 01:32:47,167 --> 01:32:48,917 Kiss me, Alana. 1131 01:32:49,917 --> 01:32:52,000 - Kiss me, Kenny. - Kiss me. 1132 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:53,000 Kiss me. 1133 01:32:54,333 --> 01:32:56,708 - [Grunts] - Kiss me. 1134 01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:19,917 [Whimpering] 1135 01:33:21,583 --> 01:33:24,042 [Sobbing] 1136 01:33:25,125 --> 01:33:28,000 [Screaming] 1137 01:33:30,125 --> 01:33:32,833 [Screaming Continues] 1138 01:34:07,958 --> 01:34:10,542 [Whistle Blowing]